i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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