So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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