My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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