So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
pop tarts are not kleenex
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getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
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