i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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