we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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