All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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