What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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