No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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