allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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