My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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