is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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