But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
seriously i just wanna be friends
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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