Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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