My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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