Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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