Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
she pinky promised me she was 18
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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