As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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