And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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