how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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