i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
tell me about the eggs
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