I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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