She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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