Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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