So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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