Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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