it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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