She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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