you guys were way drunker than both of me
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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