I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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