it wasn't lemon gatorade
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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