How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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