if only i could text you this smell
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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