she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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