K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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