He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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