im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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