walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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