I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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