She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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