Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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