it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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