After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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