He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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