Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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