ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
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im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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