Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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