THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
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anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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