It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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