I wanna bring you to show and tell
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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