I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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